The Great Chicken Rebellion

Well it's about a week intel Fable 3 is coming out and The opening cinematic is up on youtube
and Xbox live,
lets take a look...

Oh god I hope it's a giant chicken...like that chicken from Animaniacs. Think about it, the world
is saved by a giant chicken.

The hero of Albion

But really is this how Fable 3 is going to start? And why for the love of the gods are we following a
CHICKEN! In Fable 2 the opening cinematic followed a Sparrow, which symbolizes good luck to some
people.What dose a chicken symbolizes? Dinner that's what. What it dose not symbolizes is a revalution. 

Now it might sound like I'm ranting about just a chicken, but no I'm ranting about were the story is going.

Confused? sorry, maybe this will clear things up.
In Fable 1 you got help and tips from the Guild Master, leader of the heroes guild,
In Fable 2 you followed the advice of Theresa the older sister to the hero in Fable 1 (she can also see the future)
Now in Fable 3 you are guided through the game by John Cleese...

Do you see what is wrong with this picture (no not John Cleese)
Do you not see what is wrong with turning an epic Action/Adventure series into
a Monty Python style Adventure.
Who's the last boss gonna be... The Black Knight?

I'll bite the legs off of every one in Albion

Well I guess I well just have to wait and see how the game turns out and hope that it's as
good as the last 2